BEFORE/AFTER

BEFORE....




AFTER....




IMAO, tinalo ko ang before/after post ni Joyce!

Boringest

When friends ask me Kamusta ka na?, I am always so tempted to tell them something that goes, "I just got back from Bangkok. I went shopping there over the weekend." or "Great! I went bungee jumping at Clark Quaye yesterday." or "I am so hungover from partying hard last night." ...just because I would definitely and consistenly answer back, "Ok lang."

It just hit me that my life has gotten so boring. Not that my life has exactly been a collection of exciting stories but there are some interesting stuff here and there. IMAO.
I feel like I'm turning into Bridget Jones (sans the two guys fighting over her) and I'm nowhere even near my thirties yet!

So one time when this friend called, I tried to vary the anwer a little...

Kris: Kamusta na? Anong eksena mo?

Me (with the maarte voice): Wala, ok lang. My life is sooo boooring. I'm dying. I think I'll kill myself.

Kris: Che! Wag ka ngang umarte na parang maganda ka!

Me (with the maarte voice): Ooookaaaay.


Some precious friends I got, really.

Now can you hand me that bread knife, please?

Happiness is...

...a weekend spent with you. It was the best two nights ever! *wink*wink* =)

RE: Dear Beshy

Hi Besh!!!

Tara let's bitch about work over yosi and beer and coffee. Hay, I miss those days. If it makes you feel any better, I still haven't got any friends too. Hehe. I don't know... I guess pareho tayo. We tend to stick to old friends we've known. Masyado yata tayong loyal eh noh? Kasi naman mahirap talaga palitan ang craziness that is the Vocativ colleagues! Nakakamiss! I'm feeling so nostalgic over it. Bawal lang umarte ng hindi tama, di ba? And I'm thinking may crush sayo yung supervisor mo kasi lagi syang ganon or he's just really that big of an ass? And hel-lo noh, talk about being unprofessional here. Phsh. Teka, cute ba? ?


I was totally floored on the Miss PMS Universe! Understatement. I've come to the conclusion that my PMS is the reason why I have lost a great(?) love because I turn into an emotional, crybaby, whiny, nagging monster every month. So don't let it ruin your chances of finding your SO. *preaching mode* Mahgosh we've been single for how long now?! I don't even want to think about it. I still can't get over the fact that Neri has a boyfriend! We've been exchanging a couple of messages on Friendster and no mention of it! Can you please verify? Everyone's getting a boyf but us! Susunod na siguro si Chad? Ahehe.. Girlfriend for you, Chad. :D I don't wanna spend another loveless Valentine next year, dammit!!


Looking forward to your padala! Hahah! Mishu.

Oh, Adam!

First off, I want to say to My-I-Never-Happened-Guy that you are still the hottest guy for me and allow me to rave on Adam Levine for a just a little bit because I have been watching too much of Maroon 5's videos and I need to get him out my system or else I'd be thinking of him when I sing I Touch Myself in the shower instead of you. :D
One internet article described one side of his personality as a sexually charged exhibitionist who loves rolling around in the nude with supermodels for the band's notoriously steamy music videos. True. This man has got his mojos all revved up. Who could complain, really? He's damn sexy hot!!! Plus I never thought I'd like their music. I remember telling my sister after hearing one of their singles, "Ano ba yan, bakit pop-sounding na ang Maroon 5?! What happened to them?". There's a reason for that she said. About them having a new drummer. But we are not interested in that, are we? :) I'm hooked on their songs, though. You listen to some of it and you'll find the words are actually sweet. Won't Go Home Without You, Sunday Morning, Wake up Call, Makes Me Wonder...love,love,love it!!

David Cook who?!




Oh look, he's wearing white shirt and jeans! *drools*

Happiness is... finding the Happiness song!

Living far from family and friends increases the bouts of sadness attacks experienced.
Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, you find ways to deal with it. Pathetic ways
or otherwise, it's your call. I briefly considered retail therapy but realized that I
can't possibly support that because, well, being the financially responsible person that I have become (heh), I convinced myself I can't afford the things I want to buy.
So scratch that. How do I deal? Finding happiness in simple things! Eewwww pa-deep! Hahah! Nah... Sorry, I couldn't think of a better intro to this eh. Gusto ko lang talaga i-share yung cute na song na narinig ko back in high school. It's from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, a musical comedy which was adapted for Broadway.

Maybe we could learn a thing or two about happiness from the Peanuts gang. Life is good. :)

Happiness is finding a pencil
Pizza with sausage
Telling the time

Happiness is learning to whistle
Tying your show for the very first time
Happiness is playing the drum in your own school band
And happiness is walking hand in hand

Happiness is two kinds of ice cream
Knowing a secret
Climbing a tree

Happiness is five different crayons
Catching a firefly, setting him free
Happiness is being alone every now and then
And happiness is coming home again
Happiness is morning and evening daytime and nighttime too
For happiness is anyone and anything at all that's loved by you

Happiness is having a sister
Sharing a sandwich
Getting along

Happiness is singing together when day is through
And happiness is those who sing with you
Happiness is those who sing with you

Happiness is morning and evening daytime and nighttime too
For happiness is anyone and anything at all that's loved by you. 

Rant

I can't!!
I can't blog!!!
I have so many drafts piled up! I can't bring myself to hit the Publish Phost button.

My blogging is probably just a phase. My posts are mediocre. Insecurity wells up again. I'm blaming Friendster for this!

I think I need INSPIRATION.